''Ashes to ashes and dust to dust, if it weren't for Fords(or chevys) our tools would rust.''
''FORD - Fix or repair daily''
''Ford - Fast Only Rolling Downhill''
''those who say they'd rather push a chevy than drive a ford usually do just that"
''Factory Ordered Road Disaster''
''Funky Old Road Dog''
''fastest on race day''
